“Ispraća čovek ženu na voz, na poslovni put… Voz kreće, zahuktava se, a čovek pokušava da dovikne ženi:
- Lepo se provedi i pokušaj malo i da se odmoriš!
- Štaaaaaa?
- Lepo se provedi i pokušaj malo da se odmoriš, da uživaš!
- Štaaaaa!? Ne čujeeem!
Čovek, iznerviran, opsova za sebe:
- Ma, j**i se!! -
- A, hoću! Hoću! – žena mu odmahnu sa prozora i voz ode…

Talking Italian

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

”Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”

”You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. ”In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”

”Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. ”Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”